Human By Chance Alpha By Choice Cool Funny Alpha Wolf Meme T-Shirt


 
Alpha Greg
★★★★★  I have awoken 
Reviewed in the United States on January 1, 2025
Verified Purchase
I didn't purchase this shirt. This shirt summoned me. This package arrived on my front porch and apparently had been ordered yesterday with next day shipping, although I was so blackout that I have no recollection of doing so. From the moment I touched its 100% cotton threads, I felt something come over me. I was no longer hungover, praying to God for forgiveness for drinking that fifth Four Loko. Instantly, I have been revitalized. My true identity as an alpha wolf has come to light and I must fulfill my destiny. At long last, I can assert my dominance over the inferior male specimens I see every day. And, most importantly, challenge them in order to find my most perfect mate. I am a five foot seven male seeking a minimum 6 foot tall girlfriend who can carry me on her shoulders, elevating me to the level at which I belong. I'll be wearing this shirt around to do the talking for me.



 

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